I am done with online people.
I don’t want you, please just leave me alone
I stole decades ago, I have repented numerous times and never stole again, can I still go to heaven?
I genuinely feel like the only way people can realize that I’m not a robot and I care more than they think is to rip out my heart and show them the mess that it is. Even then I think it’d make me dramatic. Ironically anyways.
Last week, I was feeling all cute and confident, so I decided to wear this little black dress to the supermarket. You know, casual grocery shopping but make it fashion. I walked past the ice cream aisle, and this super handsome guy smiled at me. I smiled back like, 'Yep, I look amazing.' Then I realized… my dress was tucked into my underwear at the back the whole time. I basically gave the frozen peas aisle a free show. Guess who's never shopping there again?
I'm Gary, and looking back, I wished I dated this cute Korean girl, named K### K# Y###, while I was stationed in Germany in 1978. It would have been nice to marry her and then have a 30 year Air Force career.
I got caught using ai in my school and had to go to a meeting with my English teacher, the dean of students, and the honor council. It wasn’t that bad, my parents weren’t that mad, and there wasn’t any severe punishment, considering it was the first time, and it wasn’t too bad. Unfortunately I stupidly used it again on the next paper and got caught again. I haven’t told my parents yet, and I am so scared of what will happen. I might get expelled from the school or something. My English teacher had a meeting with me on...
I really like someone like a ridiculous amount. We hated each other but I don't think I ever hated him and it sounds insane we are friends now but I still feel crazy and he has a girlfriend... I was gonna tell him before they had gotten together but he said he liked someone so I didn't... (I kinda wish I did) I guess I'm just gonna wait but I feel like he's gonna think im crazy and I am constantly thinking about him...
So, I thought I could be a super good singer and tried to record myself singing in my room. I sang so loudly, I didn’t hear my brother standing outside my door. When I finished, he knocked and said, “Are you okay in there? I heard a cat dying.” 😳 Now every time I sing, he just says, “Please, save the cat!” I’ll never live that down. 🎤😅
so last week I tried to impress my friends by doing a backflip. I saw it on a video and thought, “How hard can it be?” Turns out, very hard. I ended up falling straight onto my back, like a flopping fish. My friends didn’t laugh, but they all started clapping like I did it on purpose. So now, whenever I see them, they say, “Oh look, it’s the backflip queen!” Ugh, I regret everything. 😳🤸♀️
I once tried to sneak cookies from the kitchen. I thought nobody would notice, but I forgot about the crumbs! I ended up with cookie crumbs all over my shirt, my face, and even my hair. My mom caught me and said, "Did you eat all the cookies?" And I said, "No, just some." I think she knew I was lying, but she just laughed. Now, I can't even look at cookies the same way again. 😅🍪
I am dating a woman who I love more than anything. while going out I've looked at some p***graphic material and paid for some material and imagined it was her and I together. I feel like I've cheated on her and I am so ashamed.
About two years ago we found mold in the corner of my room and after we cleaned it I was told to keep an eye on it. Now it's behind my dresser and I'm too scared and lazy to tell anyone about it
I'm very happy to have him out of my life, it's like a weight been lifted off me. I've learned so much from this experience, but I never want to go through it again. I feel happy and free again.
I’m really good at pretending to be busy when people walk by my desk. I’ll just stare intensely at my screen and occasionally type random letters. It's a talent, really