Last week, I was feeling all cute and confident, so I decided to wear this little black dress to the supermarket. You know, casual grocery shopping but make it fashion. I walked past the ice cream aisle, and this super handsome guy smiled at me. I smiled back like, 'Yep, I look amazing.' Then I realized… my dress was tucked into my underwear at the back the whole time. I basically gave the frozen peas aisle a free show. Guess who's never shopping there again?
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