Anonymous Confession

so last week I tried to impress my friends by doing a backflip. I saw it on a video and thought, “How hard can it be?” Turns out, very hard. I ended up falling straight onto my back, like a flopping fish. My friends didn’t laugh, but they all started clapping like I did it on purpose. So now, whenever I see them, they say, “Oh look, it’s the backflip queen!” Ugh, I regret everything. 😳🤸‍♀️