I once faked being asleep so I wouldn't have to share my snacks... then accidentally laughed when they called me a 'snoring gremlin.
One time, I microwaved my leftover pizza, and it smelled weird, but I ate it anyway because I didn’t want to waste food. Turns out, I accidentally microwaved it with the cardboard box still under it. I basically ate 'pizza-flavored cardboard' for dinner. Still better than my cooking though!"
I broke my sober streak last night and need to get a handle on my alcohol and quit altogether
I ate fifty five king prawns at a buffet yesterday
I cant stop daydreaming about heizou
I feel like society has changed for the worse, I keep hearing stories everywhere about infidelity and much worse, but there are people who think this is acceptable and even normal to some extent, that it is "human nature" and it just disgusts me, I feel like I will die without ever knowing what true love is because every person I will meet will eventually cheat on me and I'm just panicking at the idea. I feel like loyalty is a myth nowadays and true love has been replaced by money, interest, and how good you are in bed.
a couple months ago I was talking about my older sister and how she was so cute when she was six. I'm 2 years younger than her so I would of been 4. someone tried calling me out (maybe out of confusion?) and said that i wouldn't be able to remember what she looked like, and I asked if they knew what a picture was. I feel so bad, i dont know why I said that, it was laughed off but still
I love my children and I love being their mom. But some days I am just so overwhelmed and exhausted and overworked that I wish I didn’t have kids. It also makes me resentful of my husband who is a great dad but only takes about 30% of weight off my shoulders. We both work full time and he works a ton of mandatory overtime so I know it’s not his fault he’s gone so much. But I still feel resentful of him and our kids sometimes. And then I feel like a bad mom.
I'm painfully in love with a man that is 12 years older than me, honestly he's perfect. Unfortunately he sees me as a child and there's another girl in the picture. Life is unfortunate sometimes
dear mother and older sister, back off and stop your abuse and desiring every man i like. get a grip of your and who do you think you are? you are a nothing next to god. he is my everything and you had enough so move on,e if he wants younger then me he won't want you.
I think mum and sister you should grow up and stop making a fool of us and yourself when you are near a 100 and I deserve him more then you given his age is closer to mine. get the message. if he don't want me and wants younger he won't want you . ok.
Man bro I was so mad at my grandma when she asked me to make her a peanut butter and jelly sandwich I put peanut butter and jelly in the sandwich.
I just got rejected from another job and it’s just disgusting how much nobodies at HR earn while doing absolutely nothing. Some brainless t***s think they are better than me? No way
When I was 16, I wished a miscarriage of a celebrity and it became a huge trauma to me. The kid is doing great, fortunately. I’m very sorry for this and I hope this doesn’t make me a bad person. I was dumb and jealous and unwell
I let myself fall victim to a furry art scam. I paid some so called furry artists to do some artwork of my fursona, but what I got was quite a shock. One so called artist made art using stolen designs & and AI generated background. The other so called artist took my money & run away with it. I lost $371.58 AUD to this scam.