My bf: *whines like a two-year-old about me possibly putting broccoli "right in" the hamburger helper instead of on the side*
My brain, to me: "it's inconsequential, just go to your happy place"
nga. you need to spend more time in the kitchen. thats why you are a woman. how dare you put broccoli in hamburger helper. you disgrace masculine culture by doing so. ur bf is right in this situation
Kick him tf out! Come to my house, I'll eat everything.
Why are you wasting your time and energy dating a child? Do you like being his mommy? Next he’ll be asking you to peg him.