Me and my family was trying to have lunch at McDonald's until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside McDonald's and he was holding a Banjo too and as McDonald's Employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald had a farm EIEIO and started clucking like a Chicken to the annoyance of everybody inside the restaurant.
Then after he started shouting EIEIO the Employees began yelling at him to stop and to leave the restaurant and then the Hillbilly f*rted right in the McDonald's Worker's Face and then he takes out a stuffed horse on a stick toy, put it between his legs, and started galloping towards the restroom and yes he went inside the restroom barefoot, now that is just nasty walking barefoot inside of a public restroom in a place where people eat, that just nearly made me lose my lunch.
Then about 20 minutes later the Hillbilly leaves the restroom in his underwear with shit stains skidmarked on his underwear as everyone all started pointing and laughing at this man.
He then laid his banjo on my table and then picked up his foot and he actually started to smell his f**king feet in the middle of the damn restaurant while other patrons were trying to eat as I could hear everybody groaning in disgust and wondering if this man needs to be put in the funny farm because if you are smelling your feet in a restaurant than you should be given a one way trip to the Funny Farm.
Then the Hillbilly snatched my Big Mac off of my table and placed his foot inside of my Big Mac, and then sucked his f**king toes on my f**king Big Mac.
I was so pised off I took the inbred's banjo and whacked him upside the head with his banjo as McDonald's Workers began to d**g this half naked hillbilly out of McDonald's as everybody applauded me for taking care of this whackjob while everybody outside pointed and laughed at this inbred hick for his rude and disruptive antics as they hauled his stupid ass off to the funny farm.
The only one who's stupid is you trying to comment trying to ac like you're smart when you are not go choke on a big mac you retard the world needs less dumbasses trying t oact smart when you are not and also I do have a GED it's you who doesn't you dumbass.
LMAO This is Hillarious
In proper English you would have said "My family and I were trying to have lunch" Seems like you are less educated than the barefoot banjo guy...go read a book and get your GED.
what the helly are these comments what's even going on in the original post